The RDBD 2+2=5 blah blah generator

by The RDBD (demoted to supporting the team managed by Pep Guardiola) (U1062)

10 July 2012

Yes, the summer is here, and the rags are in full nonsense mode.
But can YOU DO BETTER for all things Spurs ??
Can you make 2+2 = 5 ??

Best of the lot at the end of season becomes Football editor for the Daily Fail.

To get things started ...

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/120614/kaka-leave-real-madrid-and-eyes-england-move-174401

That'll be the Real cash + player exchange deal for Modric.

comment by Bãle's left boot (U9410)

posted on 10/7/12

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8594357/Roberto-Carlos-has-banana-thrown-at-him-during-Russian-football-game.html

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Levy to bid £5m + Benoit Assou Ekotto to bring Roberto Carlos to England and end his Russian nightmare.

comment by Lion-el King IV - The artist formerly known as Ledley, retire the no.26 - All hail The Messi-ah: Forever keeping Ronaldo in his shadow (U9722)

posted on 10/7/12

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2171304/Arsenal-rival-Barcelona-Toulouse-midfielder-Etienne-Capoue.html

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Barcelona starlet Thiago Alcantara is unhappy at the prospect of another midfielder being signed. Barcelona are prepared to allow Thiago to join spurs on a free as long as spurs don't sell modric to arch-rivals Real Madrid

comment by The RDBD (demoted to supporting the team managed by Pep Guardiola) (U1062)

posted on 10/7/12

Damn, the Daily Fail have bit already.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2171336/Kaka-China-ruled-out.html

comment by BahamasSpurs (U1033)

posted on 10/7/12

completely went under the radar that Kaka is already 30! Time flies.....

comment by The RDBD (demoted to supporting the team managed by Pep Guardiola) (U1062)

posted on 10/7/12

Spring chicken compared to the Carvalho 2+2=5 though.

comment by J's Purple Brain. (U1059)

posted on 10/7/12

the evening standard's saying vdv's off.