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Not interested!

We need someone who is not dutch

What about his 160k wages?

Joke a the day! You deserve 5 stars just for it!

I didn't come up with this, just passing it on! Think it'd be a brilliant signing but also aware it's hugely unlikely.

At least Sneijder won't listen to what Robbing Von Pansie has to say. He hates him more then i do!!

It's not just unlikely, more on the side of impossible.

Are you recycling an old story from last year?

It's no secret we enquired last year after Man U interest finished.

"Gazzetta dello Sport says Arsenal boss Arsene
Wenger will move for Sneijder once he sells"...

ie this scenario:

-Morrati picks up his phone :

"Hellooooo, this is Arsene. I'll give you Chamakh and a packet of crisps for Sjneider..."

Moratti: "Eh? Ur being serious?"

Wenger: "Its a BIG pack of crisps..."

-Moratti hangs up-

-Arsenal make 'new signing' Diaby-

When did Gazetta predict something right?

I told you all!!!!!!!