Shocking story in todays papers.
A chap has been arrested and charged after assaulting his partner with a bottle of brown sauce.
Apparently he was beside himself with rage after she would not stop reading 50 Shades Of Grey.
WHATS YOUR SAUCE ?
posted on 16/7/12
I thought you may have recieved a couple of black eyes in the post fight inquest on Saturday evening.
posted on 16/7/12
I checked back the score card....the odds were always in favour of me winning by being ITK
posted on 16/7/12
On the other hand...........
If you were itk,the black eyes would be on the other foot.
Or should that be the boot ?
posted on 16/7/12
See quickest like Ali and I dismiss this as a feeble attempt to dodge the face you got based about more than your ex wife on Saturday and got took to the cleaners by TBD today.....
The.shame must crush you fans
posted on 16/7/12
I call him TBD as Tobe is your daddy today....don't log on and have a Paddy
posted on 16/7/12
Have you tried a poultice on the welts ?
posted on 16/7/12
I am going to leave you now....odds are I will be back to destroy you again tomorrow
posted on 16/7/12
Try them on your fingers.
Per chance you may slow down,and make some sort of sense in your posting.
In a grammatical sense i mean
Your premature in your celebration.
posted on 16/7/12
Sugar and soap rubbed profusely on the under carriage is supposed to get the engine shipshape.
It`s probably an old wives tail
posted on 16/7/12
Run, run, as fast as you can.
I,after all,am the medicine man.
How