Golf starts today.
The 19th hole at the better establishments will be full of clubs and plenty of ballbags.
All trying to get into the captains conversation.
Skipper,have a look at my new Ping
FOUR !!
posted on 19/7/12
His putting always suffer at the tricky 16th......its.the windmill hole, trouble reading as one of the site lads usually does that for him
posted on 19/7/12
From a six fingered Yooorksheer gadgie
posted on 19/7/12
Thats you out Wally
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Yeah sure mate, I've been playing golf since I was a kid.
& before you come back with some snide remark about golf clubs, I learnt the game playing at the municipal course at Allerton. Played there for years.........
posted on 19/7/12
Derby Arms for afters ?
posted on 19/7/12
That`s you out Wally.
As in clowns with two foot mouths
posted on 19/7/12
Hrs wouldntt like my club....members only and not a twin cab in the car park
posted on 19/7/12
My club ?
Municipal fees ?
posted on 19/7/12
Its elitist.....a long membership process
posted on 19/7/12
Do they charge by the shot ?
You better ask your boss for more pocket money
posted on 20/7/12
Rolls Royces have Gold Plated Tees installed so that you can put your balls in before you drive off!