Carl Jenkinson

"That's probably because you can't spell."
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It was a typo you clown.

Wow. Don't cry about it.

"Wow. Don't cry about it."
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I'm not crying you tool. And even if I was, how would you know?

Breathe Kamran.

Everything will be ok.

Sometimes when you make a mistake people point it out. It's only to help you, you don't need to take such offence.

Just dry those tears and get on with your day.

Lose your virginity Alvin.

Everything will be fine.

Sometimes when you're sexually frustrated people laugh at you, but I'm not one of those people. It's only a matter of time before you lose it, don't get so frustrated.

Just keep having a Thomas the Tank everyday and everything will be

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Lose your virginity Alvin.

Everything will be fine.

Sometimes when you're sexually frustrated people laugh at you, but I'm not one of those people. It's only a matter of time before you lose it, don't get so frustrated.

Just keep having a Thomas the Tank everyday and everything will be
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You know, I find that the only people who randomly bring up things like this are actually virgins themsleves.

Just saying

^^ That actually made me laugh

I'm watching the game, I haven't got time for you.

I'm sure I'll come across you on here some other time

GOAAALLLLLL!

"You know, I find that the only people who randomly bring up things like this are actually virgins themsleves."
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Well that's not the case this time pal

Alvin D'Lottery

Erm.... He came from Finland to Charlton.

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Priceless.