Who is the Barcelona player ?

Excellent contribution there, take you long to think of those ??

yeah...all of just over 4 hours nice try sparty

So with that stunning logic, it's taken you almost 10 hours to come up with that pearl of wisdom, Smeg?

What a divot...

Er...Sparty mi ol' half brained nambi pambi, did it ever occur to you that i'd not been on here for 10 plus hours, I have a life unlike yourself you see, ya gret Divot brained pillock

And that i'd only noticed it this morning, be jesus man

My god....you really are dim...

Ok let me just explain in simple terms mi ol fruit...ok here goes...deep breath...I implied this morning that it took you a mighty 4+ hours to think of the age old Xavi/Chavi joke, so seeing as you are on here 24-7 and yourself being a none too bright dingle its no suprise that it took you all that time to think of it (and im sure my fellow MASSIVE owls will concure), now what you implied was me taking a mighty 10 hours to imply that it took you 4+ hours, or for me to mension the "pearl of wisdom" as you called it to think of the joke...you with me still?? Then I truthfully implied that I hadnt been on this site for 10+ hours (anything from 10-17 hours) as I have a life, unlike yourself and only noticed your..er..."quip" this morning.

Mega, you are wasting your energy on it.

He's an affable dolt short of genuine wit; humour the poor chap like the Victorians used to do with freaks in the circus.

Oh lordy the second Chuckle Brother

Humour him? nah i'll humour myself and point & laugh uncontrollably at the poor 12 fingered, 3 armed, d1 ck headed unfortunate whilst he undulges in his daily spelling test

T'me, T'you eh Shibbs