New on here...

Total change of tack.

Was creasing masel when I came across this wee gem poring through and old law book today.

70 years ago in Australia stuffy old English judge sitting on a case.

Local fella who was quite popular accused of stealing 30 odd sheep.

Jury made up of descendants of rascals who had been transported.

The evidence was pretty powerful.

The Jury foreman announced the verdict - Not Guilty if he gave the sheep back.

The Judge went mental and ordered them back in to reconsider.

They came out 30 mins later with a new verdict.

Not Guilty and he didn’t have to hand the sheep back.

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JBJ.

You should have got yersel a Jury like that wan.

I got chased by a herd of cows once Juke,but don't think they fancied me?
More interested in me curry chip.

Mad cows!

, juke.

Mad cow disease, terrible affliction.

Wanna watch they're no shoving their toes round your lips, that foot n' mouth can be rife

I can already see these articles tend to go off the ball just a wee bit...

GG, they're usually the best threads.

Off the boil?

Can't say I've ever had one but heard they can be painful when on the erse

Off the boil.

Only happens when that coonto Bluenose posts