Lettuce (U1881) is an imposter

Hello again Liverpool fans

So I was browsing 606 today and was informed that somebody has been posing as me on this 606 clone site, and making me look like an idiot that knows nothing about football.

You can tell that this guy is an imposter because he is called Lettuce - As you all know, I, the LETTUCE that you know and love from BBC 606 was called LETTUCE, with each letter capitalised. This imposter obviously didn't do his homework.

I guess I should be flattered that I have a fanboy that wants to be just like me, but what annoys me is how bad he is at WUMming! I mean, I have a reputation to keep and this guy is ruining it! As you all know, my wind ups were both funny and intellegent, and showed that I know a lot about football, whereas this guy clearly knows nothing about football and is trying to make it look like I, the real LETTUCE, know nothing about football!

I only created this ja606 account to set the record straight, because when BBC 606 closes, I am done with football forums. It was fun winding up you guys, but I'm moving on with my life.

To my fanboys such as Lettuce (U1881) , you can emulate me all you want, but you will never be as good at WUMming as I was!

Goodbye everyone

P.S My non-WUM account was SouthLondonManc