Connor Sammon

awful player,

personally, i was hoping derby got him when they were rumoured to be bidding.

Here's a take on an old favourite
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Three Americans walking near Pride Park with a large Sammon under their arms when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Seamus.

“Hey that there’s some wonderful sammon, sure it is, where did you get it?”

“Don’t tell anyone,” reply the Americans, “but we poached them out of the DW Stadium because we don't like to pay”

“How did you do that?” asked seamus

“Well, one of us dangles over the stadium roof, the other two hang on to his legs and when the sammon runs along the pitch, he just catches him.”

“We’ll try that Michael me boy.” says Seamus

They go to Pride Park and Seamus hangs Michael over the edge of the Stadium roof by his legs, after about twenty minutes Michael screams…

“Quick pull me up, pull me up! FFS! pull me up!”

“Have you got sammon?” asks Seamus,

“No,” replies Michael “but there’s a Tyson coming really fast, like a headless chicken!.”

As they say, don't give up the day job Webbo.

At least you didn't put a smiley face at the end to tell everyone that it was funny. For that I thank you.

Ouch, Webbo. That was a little bit painful.

Dearie me

Was that a tumbleweed?

Oh no, oh very no indeed. No no no no no no no.

Don't care.....

see.. I don't care..

error of judgement accepted fellow Reds

i'd give him a chance. too many people write players off too early. everyone hates matt derbyshire but he's hardly played for us yet

everyone hates matt derbyshire but he's hardly played for us yet
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because he's g@sh