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And so it began....

As Mcjudas started life in the shadows of a cold village called Aston, he tries to comfort himself knowing that the misely few pieces of silver in his pocket was all he had left of his soul after a betrayal of biblical proportion.

He was bannished from his once vibrant and safe city into the village of Aston where he was to work as a slave, carrying the burden of imminent failure and blame on his freckled shoulders. In these circles he was known as McShite to his brethren.

His Master at that time had told him to lie to the (m)asess in the village, he was to fill them of false hope of improvement and holding on to local talent for the good of the village. By his very nature he obligied and without fear of retribution he did as he was asked, thus comminting his first crime against his new tribe. This was contridicted when within days his words were found to be untrue.

The village was losing faith in the traitor and McJudas became worried as the realisation of his actions were becoming clear for all to see. It was tradition that traitors such as McJudas were to be stoned to death however luckily for this Judas, he was far from his home land, however lynching would not be out of the question.

The disciples from his once sacred city knew that his time would come where he would have to face the gods, and atone for his actions not only to the grand and vibrant city he once forsake, but also to the small village he had been bannished to and subsequently destroyed. These disciples knew what the future held for both the village and its idiot with an implosion seemingly unavoidable over the coming seasons ahead, they decided to act together to get the law of the land changed back to the traditional stonning of traitors and vagabonds.....

So guys n gals, we got till January to change the lynching to a stoning, given the support of the before mentioned villagers that I think will be on our side by then, I think it will be a very happy new year

LOL

I gotta get back to work !!!

comment by polloks (U2971)

posted on 15/7/11

http://www.macearchive.org/archive.html?Title=25663

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=31&fid=37&act=1&mid=2118700449

why are yous getting all angry and defensive?

i was just telling you when it happened

clearly i knew because i was right

it was 1974 it was 1974 it was 1974

no pal it was 1976 as i told you the first time

you could have typed aston villa v rangers into google and saved yorself ffrom getting all worked up about when a friendly was played ffs

comment by polloks (U2971)

posted on 15/7/11

there you go my turban wearing friend

don't make such a fool of yourself next time please

posted on 15/7/11

Who is wearing a turban?
You being racist?

comment by polloks (U2971)

posted on 15/7/11

he is wearing a turban ovcourse

and no i'm not racist he is from birmingham

they all wear turbans like we wear skirts up here

just waiting for him to come and tell us how it was 1974 again

posted on 15/7/11

Is it true you wear nothing under the Kilt?

Or is that what a Jock Stap is for

Pity Small Heath was not up near you, would be ideal for Taliban Training

The KiD

comment by polloks (U2971)

posted on 15/7/11

we wear old womans soiled pants underneath ovcourse

what else

my pal brought his cousing over here from american years and he genuinely thought scotland was a wee poor country with farmers and they wore those outfits your on about

he thought england and scotland were big enemies and couldnt understand that england and scotland is the same country

they american are even dafter than yous

posted on 15/7/11



I actually prefer Canada.....

I actually like Scotland as a Country....

Some Accents i cant get used to though, sounds a bit odd (but then i guess Brumies and Yam Yams sound odd to you).

Scousers are the ones that i dont like, not the people just the accent

The KiD

posted on 15/7/11

I have nothing against Scots...

Many are mental off their heads, like Gordies bonkers.

Bonkers but all down to earth and comon as muck

Thats how i like it.

I would rather live in a shed in Scotland than be down south or London with some of the pompus, stuck up people you get down there.

Not saying Scots live in Sheds

The KiD

posted on 15/7/11

OK never one to shirk my responsibilities

I admit i was wrong with the year, it was infact 1976

comment by polloks (U2971)

posted on 15/7/11

why did you think i would be lying about something as silly as that?

i knew it wasn't 1974 because i knew it happened in the year we won the treble and that was 1976

in 74 celtic won their ninth title in a row

i see Barry might be going to Blackpool on sky sports news earlier

i remember how good he used to be so wasn't impressed with him for birmingham,he basically got the ball and passed it to the nearest guy almost every time

in his first spell with us he was brilliant all the time

he was never the same after he got injured at st james park when he was a bburn

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