whenever you come on to JA606 and have read all articles on your own boards ... about player signings, records being broken, our season ticket phenomenon, the unity of our fans, the upbeat feeling that is emanating from Ibrox, Mr Green interacting with fans (but not in the 'I'm-going-to-steal-your-pocket-money-son' type of way that goes on elsewhere), investors itching to come on board ... you then go on to SPL boards and it's all, 'I cannae make the game because:-
a) Wife is pregnant and it's imminent! Is the game on telly or computer?
b) I have to work this weekend, so cannae make the game. Is the game on telly or computer?
c) I have to take Wee Princess Bernadette to a party/swimming/her real faither's. Is the game on telly or computer?
d) I live in Mongolia and my Yak is sick so cannae make the game this week. Is the game on telly or computer?
etc, etc.
Nae wonder Sellout Saturday was such a flop and the SPL is dying on its erse.
WATP
Why is it that...
posted on 17/8/12
hey timmy we're having a party...
really??
you didnae look like you all had party faces on last week....you all looked a little sad as realism slowly sank in
But "timmy" as you put it ....couldnae wipe the smile off their face
posted on 17/8/12
"Cmon over to my place"
That was the clue, CT
posted on 17/8/12
"Cmon over to my place"
Ah i thought it was football related
whilst i would consider myself as open minded , i dont think im ready for coming over to your place
but thanks for the offer.
posted on 17/8/12
It is Ibrox is my place and thousands of others too We love tae
Can't live if living is without you....
posted on 17/8/12
World record
If the new RFC was a general, he would be wearing huge eapulettes and have hunners of medals stuck on his breast.
Pity he comes from a sub-tropical swamp.
posted on 17/8/12
Epaulettes
Before Ishmael 'teaters' on the edge any further.
posted on 17/8/12
Celtic fans epaulettes are chip shaped
posted on 17/8/12
'Celtic fans epaulettes are chip shaped'
'who are these people? I demand to know who these people are' A. McCoist
'we've been punished enough' A McCoist
'kick us when we are down. But we will be back' A. McCoist
McCoist gives a whole new meaning to his 'chipper' persona.
posted on 17/8/12
Chip shaped, tattie munchers
posted on 17/8/12
Ticketus
They are delighted with the season ticket uptake.
Job done, agent Green. Job done.