Once upon a time

a blind snake and a blind rabbit bumped into each other in the forrest. "hello" said the rabbit, "I wonder if you can help me. I'm blind and don't know what I am". "Thats a coincidence" replied the snake, "I'm blind as well. Could you do the same for me?"

So the snake coiled itself round the rabbit saying "you're very soft and fluffy and you've got big floppy ears and a little bob tail. I think you're a rabbit"

The rabbit started hopping around with glee shouting "yippee I'm a rabbit" over and over again. "Hold on a minute" said the snake, "it's my turn". "Oh yes" said the rabbit, "so it is".

So the rabbit started pawing all around the snake's head and neck. "you're very slimy and slithery" said the rabbit "and you've got little beady eyes and whats that? a forked tongue". After a short silence the impatient snake said "ok, ok. what am I then?". "I'm not 100% sure" said the rabbit, "but I think you're the chief executive of The Rangers Football Club Ltd".

The end