Is this the year?

For the last two years I have made big bets on Aston Villa to go down, and come up emptyhanded.

However, this season surely the football Gods will not allow you to continue in the big league any longer.

Defeat at the hands of a team as poor as west ham suggests that this season you might finally go through the trapdoor, and into the mixed up world of the lower leagues.

However you have one saviour. Hutton. if you play this man, then all your hoofball sins and negative tactics will be forgiven by the Gods, and they will allow you to remain in the top flight for one more season.