any chance of banter thursday?

Thats a great goal, was going in anyway I think. Still funny though. How many women does it take to tile a bathroom?

Depends how thin you cut them.

truth is keny I was annoyed someone had chapped the door as I had my chap in hand rubbing out a lazy one to pictures of carol vordermans

Tell u a story that happend to me a few weeks back.

After a night out i was gtn some food, n some lassir behind me in front of me in the cue was being loud n annoying with the young chinese guy servin her, so i said "here hen, stop flirtin to try n get free food its no gna happen"

So she looks at me with a face like troll n says "are they police jeans, my 14 year old wee bou wears them" and then a wee haw haw haw laugh.

"aye sure are, and does ur 80 year old granny lend you her t1ts?"

my pal burst out laughin as does the wee guy behind the counter then she goes off on one " who u f...in tokkin tae!!!!"

score 1 to keny

hahahahahahaha back of the net keny!

what do manky wee ned burds use for protection?..... a bus stop!!!

A recent survey claimed that people from the country are three times more likely to cheat on their partners than those that live in a city.

What is the world coming to when you can't trust your own family??

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Country girls are something else btw...

lol its true! I never trusted my uncle when I had to share a bath with him! I always thought it was strange

Did he make u pull the plug?

na keny he put it in......