#Pen4Ken

Aye, i expected that last Saturday, then again on Tues night............so probably 3rd time lucky .....

It will all be worth it in the end grandad

Stop fooling yourselves. We all know that The Bearded Wonder shall never be defeated by anything not named DEATH.
Oh, This guy can live up to 100-year-old easily, so yeah...happy days ahead.

Great idea, but knowing the old shirt front for what he is, there will probably end up being a stall in Cas market selling cheap biro's and he'll have found yet another revenue stream!

Given Bates' warped logic, i'd imagine he'll be muttering to himself that if the fans can afford to give away pens and the cost of a stamp, then obviously the admission prices just aren't high enough ..................

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He's the definition of, half man, half devil
Ask the club, Bad Boy - that's whassup
After bucks, morons after us
No gaze, we ain't laughin much
Nothin but big thangs, check the hitlist
How we twist sh#t, what change but the name?
We still here, you rockin wit the best
Don't worry if I write rhymes, moron write checks (ahh!)
Who's the boss? Dudes is lost
Don't think cause I'm iced out, I'ma cool off
Who else but me? (who else?) And if you don't feel me
that mean you can't touch me, it's ugly, trust me
Get it right dawg, we ain't ever left
We just, moved in silence and rep to the death (yeah)
It's official, I survived what I been through
Y'all got drama, "The Saga Continues..."

[Chorus]
Bates ain't, go-in nowhere, he ain't, goin nowhere
He can't be stopped now, cause it's Bad bates for life
He ain't, go-in nowhere, he ain't, goin nowhere
He can't be stopped now, cause it's Bad bates for life

Aiyyo strait from the London streets
I don't play, I push it down wit the Harlem Heat (uh-huh)
All a sudden morons got a problem wit me
They run around actin like morons (what?) For some strange reason (uhh)
I want this medication full of deranged eatin
For y'all to put the word out (c'mon, c'mon) we ain't leavin
We tryin to be rich before we do stop breathin
Then fall (what?) we kinda hustle lanes
Stay layin down on muscle games (c'mon)
Still turn morons dreams to flames (yeah)
You got the wire, if not I ain't sayin no more names
You soon expire; (heh) no pain (nuh-uh)

He ain't goin nowhere
Uh-huh.. uh-huh.. what?
He ain't goin nowhere.. He gon' stay right here
For ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.. c'mon
He ain't goin nowhere.. He gon' stay right here
He ain't goin nowhere.. He gon' stay right here
Yeah, uh-huh.. uh-huh, uh-huh
Cause it's Bad bates for life!

In english?
Or at least a track it rhymes with.

bluememe, did you write that yourself?

I'd put it in Google translate, but think it may break the internet.