What if..

... and here is the slug to compliment your Lettuce.

He's back, but is he the real original LETTUCE, or just an impersonator?

im never not on 606 i saw this this morning signed up the saw a article about me which i found mildly amusing

if im honest liverpool are not as easy a target as they were in the summer and before. so il be just a general wum picking up on stories from all clubs and twisting them.

People forget lettuce spams boards with loads of articles, stifling any real football talk. He is one of the reasons 606 went rubbish!!!

Who were you on old 606 after LETTUCE wilted/got banned?

everton jay , paulkonchesky, peterabrlow, terrywogan, kennywalksintoabarbarmeansayssorrykennyover18sonly and many many many others that i cannot remember as soon as i logged in on work pc i got banned. and would have to start again

Ah fair enough, are you going to play nicely on here, clean slate and all that?

red_man23 (U1669) well probably not no lol but il try and have a humours slant to it but it will never be as good as the good old days when liverpool were in free fall, it will be harder to pull off and probably wont be as frequent, last summer i could get easy 10 articles a day if i were allowed, but il enjoy the creative challenge.

What a sad life.

Taggart 3D (U1183) not as sad as yours following mine