Enough's enough......

Owen, you're probably a very nice bloke (although I wouldn't really want to go on a night out with you because of all that "not drinking booze" and "God-bothering" stuff. And we'd probably not get in any clubs because of your obsession with wearing football kit all the time) but right now, I've had enough.

You will always hold a special place in my affections because of all the great things you did as a player for us. Coming back to beat Reading at Wembley will always be one of my fondest Bolton related memories and I'll never forget you bagging a brace against Gretna on a wind swept, rainy FA Cup day back at Burnden (when we played in our away kit for some reason - but I digress).

However, you are now in danger of tarnishing those memories slightly because of your apparent complete lack of ability as a football manager.

Do the decent thing, Owen, and fall on your Claymore. (The big Scottish sword, not the land-mine favoured by small children playing Call of Duty.)

As the title says "Enough's enough" and it's time to go.

Bye bye.

PS - And please take the entire coaching staff with you, as, judging from the way the first team look like a bunch of strangers who've never seen a football before, they're obviously as bobbins at this football lark as you are.