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QF line up- A bestiary interpretation

And here we are:

after one and half week of ferocious fighting, we finally know the last eight wonderus quarter finalists, who are now awaiting to kill each other, like Savanna beasts moving in the shade.

The growling Belarus panther Vika Azarenka will try to maul Sam Stosur - the powerful but pavid Ozzy lioness.

And Masha Sharapova - the beautiful Siberian husky, should make a quick meal out of the French Kangaroo Merion Bartoli.

While the Foxy Serbian Ana Ivanovic will be hoplessly tore to pieces by the American Godzilla Serena Williams.

Finally, the Italian pitbull Sara Errani will fight another Italian: the spotted hyena Roberta Vinci.

Who will prevail and who will be exterminated?


posted on 3/9/12

PM, you've excelled yourself

I reckon Gozilla it will be willa-nilla. Make sure she does not spot YOU in the crowd cheering for the Husky and have you for light breakfast, than your "Polished" will have a completely new meaning

comment by Tenez (U6808)

posted on 4/9/12

Quite funny but I am surprised Polishman sees a "beautiful husky" in Sharapova when frankly I see a badger!

posted on 4/9/12

What?? Sharapova a budger??

The badger would be Laura Robson, who was eaten up by the Ozzy lioness in previous rounds.....

posted on 4/9/12

Ivanovic Im in love with her!

She's like a young 'Catherine Zeta Jones'

comment by edooem (U15177)

posted on 4/9/12

Ivanovic is gorgeous.

comment by Jonty (U4614)

posted on 4/9/12

I'd play Minella and Hlavackova at doubles any day!

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