September 6th....

Dont worry Sparty, the "planning" has already begun...

My dear old chap, heartiest congratulations, may your shadow never grow less.

Chunders

.. will be a good reminder, it coincides with having the cess pit serviced

@ dry...you can get Bramall lane serviced????

That's where they dump it.

Well I think that 'SPART DAY' is an excellent idea; so much so that I immediately rushed out and had 'SPART DAY - SEPTEMBER 6th' tattooed along my turgid shaft as a permanent reminder. Unfortunately, when in a state of flaccidity, some of the letters are barely perceptible and as my wife somewhat gleefully pointed out, the phrase had shrunk to 'SAD MEMBER'.

Makes no sense...Where on earth do you get the second M from?

Ahhh. Was Smeg the tattooist?

Sparty you have no imagination. A 'p' next to a 't' on a wrinkly old pe nis could easily be mistaken for an 'm' by a crone in bad light.