Musicians' Thread©

Hello you old polecats. Galvin swore on his left Tess Tickle© that he would make this thread but so far his monotésticular fate seems to be sealed.



I want to know about your musical talents, and i don't mean pressing play on a set of decks with some stupid dubstep record on it then claiming to be a DJ

You're not a musician, you're an abomination

I play steel string acoustic guitar innit. Used to play bass, then electric, then classical, now i have found my true calling

Share your stupid musical thoughts here.

Non musicians may be welcome, as long as they attempt a song or something like that.

Get ready to jazz in your pants, funk yourself and insult SKA.......


Admins, either multiboard this or don't.


Musical s :

Dot - Guitarist
Galvin - Singer songwriter and guitarist. A hybrid of Justin Bieber, James Blunt and Bruce Springsteen.©
Arab - Drummer
Bahamas - Pays drums apparently
Peterbaey - Closet virtuoso guitarist. Too modest to admit it. Cross between Yngwie Malmsteen, John Petrucci, Bill Bailey and Galvin. Also a songwriter. Wrote a song with three chords in it once.
Christhegunner - Experienced, multi-genre guitarist with a kind heart and a keen ear for the softer volcanic rocks
Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat - A real cool . Plays jazz and has a classically trained pénis.
Chronic - Multi-talented long time musician it would seem. Sorry for calling you a liar
Earl Brutus - Plays the organ
Vertonghen Groove - Guitarist, slowly following the blessed path to Blues(enlightenment)
Doovde - Geetar
OneMickeyHard - Geeeeetar
Someday - Big Band Drummer
RtM - Keys guru
Resident Red - Rivals my guitar collection
Smeg the Spur - Hotshot guitarist/singer-songwriter who shows incredible humility by mixing with the likes of us.
PhilSpurs - by far the most talented member of Ja Ja Blinks
palmers_spurs - Bass, electic guitar and drums. NEEDS TO START PLAYING AGAIN
Serial plays the sablar and the titar
Choice plays the didgeridon't

JPB - has the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 40 a day
Lexington - Drums (Style pending)

Commandments of Guitar Playing (Feel free to contribute) :


1. Thou shalt work through painful fingertips

2. Thou shalt bite said tips in daydreaming moments thus having to start again

3. No Stairway (The most important and strictly enforced commandment. Yes, well done, you've come into a guitar shop, sat down with a very expensive guitar, and played a tediously overplayed song in such a way that makes the guitar sound GASH. WELL DONE.)

4. Thou shalt show off your best moves when a lady is present

5. Thou shalt pull a funny and pained expression when replacing Top E to correct tune

6. Thou shalt not covet thy friend's better guitar

7.Thou shalt take less than 5 fackin minutes replacing your w anky string meaning I have to keep this crowd entertained you incompetent balding caant! (that's a personal one)

8.Thou shalt prop your beloved axe in the corner of the room, it looks, sexxy.

9. Thou shalt steal friend's Capo and swear blind you gave it back ages ago

10. Thou shalt approach the tuning up of a down-tuned g-string with excess trepidation due to it being the most cowardly of strings thus increasing the probability of it snapping