Mental
Went to Stirling by foot and crashed my three cars on one of the bridges going over the `Venice-like' canals, before searching for an enemy spy in the university - were everyone looked the same [John Lennon] and were all wearing Kilts!
The 1970s mafia were running an illegal slave/drug operation from the Church basement where they had 5000 Mexicans packing stuff for Amazon and I was raging at them an trying shoot them cos my delivery was sent to the wrong address!
DAFUQ??
That's what a weekend on the Whiskey dis tae ye!
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comment by atheist (U2783)
posted on 17/9/12
Wtf?
comment by Zico© Celtic Champions 2012 (U9501)
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comment by atheist (U2783)
posted on 17/9/12
This is surreal.
comment by Zico© Celtic Champions 2012 (U9501)
posted on 17/9/12
I had two Uzis...
That only fired .... FLOWERS!!
WTF???
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comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted on 17/9/12
Dreams are mental
I always remember one i had where both my testicles feel off and they were like bouncing balls boinging all over the place .....i can recall being in a mad sweat trying to catch them as if i didnt get them back into my sack then my mum might come in and she would know i was whanking
Also had one after being on a booze binge that i was at the cinema and no-one was serving at the food bit ...so.for whatever reason i decided to take a pi-sh in the popcorn maker ....the relief of doing this pi-sh was incredible ......id never experienced such relief before.......
you can imagine what the situation was when i woke up
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comment by atheist (U2783)
posted on 17/9/12
CT.
comment by Zico© Celtic Champions 2012 (U9501)
posted on 17/9/12
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