David N'Gog

I'm sure, Cayenne is a bit exotic for Aylestone. Come to think of it, so are porches. It's hardly Rothley!

Isn't he generally considered to be useless for them?

Oh well, perhaps in dropping a division he might find his level?

David Ngog cannot drive !!!!

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Should we be telling the police then?

Am among the few who believe in him. He's got potential but not as a lone striker. Hope we keep him as backup

Just been down the stadium and saw the Porsche in question.
Looking at the reg plate I'd say it was N'Guessan and not N'Gog.

I like this strategy of signing Liverpool cast offs.

Is Sammy Lee still available?

It's all a red herring. It belongs to a defender called N'Goal, who was just calling in to say 'hello' en route to signing for Coventry.

I hope his first name isn't Owen

'Own' is more or less how I envisaged the 'N' in N'Goal being pronounced. Hence his suitability to play at the Echo.