It has just occurred to me why Kean will stay in the job:
1) He is being sued by our former manager for slander.
2) He is a convicted drink driver who blamed fans for spiking him.
3) He broke the record for a top flight club in being unable to keep a clean sheet.
4) He said their's NO chance of us being relegated.
5) He DID get us relegated.
6) He has halved the gates at Ewood.
7) Kean's a kitman.
There's many more reasons why we should never let this prestigious talent of a manager and morally overflowing man slip through our fingers.
God forbid that we could lose him to the Scottish national team.
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Footballing Genius.
posted on 25/9/12
7) He flew out personally to meet Junior Hoillett's dad and rap up a deal within 24hours.
8)He told the fans that Ryan Nelsen was as good as finished with long-standing injuries, and was unfit for selection.
comment by starrover (U6893)
posted on 25/9/12
I will drive him myself up to Scotland for free!
posted on 25/9/12
*or 'wrap' up a deal, sorry. He actually hates hip-hop.
comment by Damian (U9247)
posted on 25/9/12
I was going to add the feel free to add your own reasons why we should be falling at his feet to keep him here.
comment by miles anderson (U6897)
posted on 25/9/12
I had visions of him being a scottish hip hop legend for a moment Fetish, his baggy tracksuit, wonky baseball cap, bling and having a name like Ice Kean, beeeeatch.
comment by Damian (U9247)
posted on 25/9/12
The sales of razors have gone through the roof in Blackburn with everybody going for the boiled egg look, myself included.
posted on 25/9/12
I had visions of him being a scottish hip hop legend for a moment:
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MY NAMEZ STEVE KEAN
AND AM HERE TO SAY
MY RECORD IS APPALLING AND AM HERE TO STAY
YOU KAN PROTEST ALL YOU WANT
BUT ITZ KLEAR TO SEE
DAT WHEN IT COMEZ TO FRAUDSTERS
NO-ONEZ CLOSE TO ME!
comment by onlyonejackwalker (U2404)
posted on 25/9/12
Footballing genius indeed. There are many reasons why Kean should never be allowed back at Ewood again.
The principal reason for me however is that he neithers has the credentials, qualifications, class or dignity befitting such an honoured position at our club.
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