International break boredom

11 October 2012

Most people get bored by the international break and since no one has complained about it on here yet, I though it must be my turn.

So to keep me entertained in what will surely be the dullest 6-0 victory ever on Friday night, does anyone any good ideas for a drinking game?

As a starter for ten I think its has to be a chug of beer whenever John Terry's name is heard, which will - invitably and tediously - be more times than either centre back who actually plays.

ITV always serves up a great range of potential bullsh!t bingo suspects as well. They will be:
Adrian Chiles
Roy Keane
Lee Dixon
Gareth Southgate
Clive Tyldesley
Andy Townsend

comment by Milan and his new Gray Owl "Stuart" (U13348)

posted on 12/10/12

Y'know what Sparty think i'll opt for that...only I can watch it in the comfort of my own home ...with a few bottles of real ale to boot

comment by Chris Peacock (U8733)

posted on 12/10/12

Rooney now Capt. All bets are off!

I'll be taking a slight sip of Sainsbury's basics lager every time a reference is made to Rooney's maturity; I expect to be totalled by kick-off.

comment by Milan and his new Gray Owl "Stuart" (U13348)

posted on 12/10/12

If I did watch the England game it would be just to play my own drinking game, say everytime Rooney is given a close up i'll swig for 5 seconds or every time his bl00dy name's mentioned...sod it im gettin battered tonight now.

comment by Prof Wit-Tank  (U5359)

posted on 12/10/12

I'm doing a line of pro plus each time twitter gets a mention. And the phrase "the modern game" gets me a red bull suppository.
I'll munch on some mentos throughout. Sweepstake for which orifice foams the most when they all meet in the middle. Winner gets a can of redbull.

comment by I'm Spartacus (U1650)

posted on 12/10/12

T'will be the ar$e that you talk out of...

comment by Prof Wit-Tank  (U5359)

posted on 12/10/12

I'll have an intravenous Baileys each time the profession of one the San Marinians is mentioned

comment by Prof Wit-Tank  (U5359)

posted on 12/10/12

Gareth Bale's dived again.
Bloody foreigners!

comment by Izzy Eckaslike (U8759)

posted on 12/10/12

Yes, somebody said earlier in the week that he is actually a strategically-shaven chimpanzee. Shouldn't be allowed.