Excuse

Wonder what his halftime talk was?

"Right lads, excellent lucky goal from precision route one football.. Sticking to the game plan, I like it.

Now, I want you all to sit off them, encourage them to attack and get the crowd behind them. The if we get the ball, just blast it upfield rather than pass it through midfield. Okay lads, go give em hell.. But not too much, we don't wanna give them any ideas that there's two teams in this game."

Fecking good job that the taffies didn't have a half decent forward. Had a player like Rush, Hughes, Saunders been playing Scotland would hav ebeen proper humppppped!

He shaved aff his lucky beard

He lost his lucky shades

Aye Mary. Next you'll be telling us it was a pen and the linesman got it right chopping of a perfectly food goal

Hey..leave him alone. You're so mean to him, what with his disability.

He is blind isn't he?

He must be to not see how shít he is