Pies Banned!!!

Following today's article on the BBC about where the most expensive pies are, I am starting a campaign at Saturday's game to have ALL pies banned from the CG...........the worst thing about going to the match is having to smell people's rancid pie breath.......

You know who you are you peasants........it's disgusting....

Also, from Tuesday night's game a campaign will also be started to ban spotty teenagers who wear strange trousers and fake diamond earrings.....