Conspiracy Theory

Having a couple of beers this afternoon with another Redman,
we got to talking about "He who should not be named" - aka Fernando -
we believe that there is this Conspiracy Theory.............in other words,
LFC got Nando to fabricate the facts that he was fed up with the club and
wanted to move on to pastures new, lack of silverware etc etc. Along came
Chelsea who said here is £50 Mill, we will have him..........watch us climb up..
win the league.........win the Champions League all in 2011/2012. "Kerching" said LFC, in reality Nando was going to move to Chelsea, play abosulute rubbish, get up the noses of the other strikers, disrupt the team, sulk and "Roman finally says 'sorry Fernando we made a mistake' we are going to have to sell you - you are just not good enough'
Liverpool says 'oh go one then we will have him back as a back up to Luis'
Kerching!!!!! we pay £15 - 20 mill to take him back. No more sulks, him and Luis form the best partnership that the PL has ever seen.....Ever. Plus we make £30 mill on the deal.
I will go back to my first line........me and another Redman were having a few beers this afternoon and.....................................................oh well enough said.
.......................................Taxi for Horndean.