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Picture the scene...

A man and his family enter an Italian on Ecclesall Road at about to 6:30 on Tuesday 13th November to fin the only other diners, Milan Mandaric and an associate, finishing up their meal.

The man overhears Milan and his fellow diner talking about a trip to London next Tuesday, before paying up and leaving.

About half an hour later the small Italian has filled a little and a black Range Rover pulls up outside. Out gets Dave Jones and Mrs, who enter the restaurant to be welcomed by the waiter, offering them the nearest table for 2.

"The chairman was in earlier" says waiter.
"Oh, right" says Dave Jones.

DJ then continues to look woried and can't stop checking his phone all night.

Manadaric looking for a London based replacement? is the rumour about Terry Burton true? Why was Dave Jones not wearing any socks!? (has it got that bad?)

DJ must be pretty desperate if he's hoping to bump into his Chairman in a local restaurant, only for the waiter to have a better grasp on his location than him.

posted on 14/11/12

Can't be that posh unless there's a cheese course.

posted on 14/11/12

"Can't be that posh unless there's a cheese course."

He donated that to the poor people in the Chip Shop que.

posted on 14/11/12

Que?

posted on 14/11/12

To que.................. to stand in line

In the rain mostly.

posted on 14/11/12

Queue is for posh people

comment by DRY (U3060)

posted on 14/11/12

check the urban dictionary,,

..que is ' k ' in spanish lingo..

..maybe it was Manuel who was the waiter

posted on 14/11/12

Speaking of foreign stereotyping, I wish there was some rampaging Vikings somewhere in the vicinity of those highly polished trombones.
Or even better, relieve their blowers of passage back to Blighty. Give me vuvuzela over that carp.
England are bad enough on the eyes, they should leave the ears out of it.

comment by DRY (U3060)

posted on 14/11/12

Dying breed them rampaging Vikings..

..I blame North Sea Ferry and the export trade

posted on 14/11/12

Tell that to Joe Hart's

posted on 15/11/12

Prof, I didn't know Joe Hart had a pile cushion?

Perhaps his grapes gave him too much grief last night, hence the lapse in concentration/ability.

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