Tuesday Hydy, non gay, nonsense thread

u given him a bit of whip lash hydy

That's why I'm checking that he's fully fit tez..... I wouldn't want to hurt him

Btw I thought my tache was bad..... Just seen Michael Owens

hydy if all fails inters got recent experience at being smashed from behind by a big fecker.

totally fooked his back door

Still got the scars to prove it

No can do Hydy,,,, Not fully fit yet,,,, Still suffering a few niggles a la Vaughny,,,,,, Mind you falling through a dodgy step at work that i spotted and put on the inspection sheet for a joiner to fix,,,,,,,,, Went back in the house 7 days later to do a bit of plumbing and plastering,,, The joiner had put on the sheet that all his work was complete,, Lo and behold i went up the stairs and fell through jarring the old gregory peck,,,, Not good,,, There will be a claim going in for that one the next time they try and get rid of me for being unable to fulfill my contractual duties. It blooming hurt, Falling 5ft through a step,, Not great a year after my op, Lazy, Lying bar steward of a joiner,,,, If it had been a tennant they would be in for a massive claim for compo.

Did you have your eyes closed brycie cos it must have been some hole

It didnt have a hole in it Tez,,, I just spotted something not quite right,, The tread and riser looked fine,, But something not quite right,,, So i wrote on the inspection sheet "Caution, Fifth step up gives under weight !!!!" ,, The lad who went in before me said he had checked it and thought it was ok,,,,,, He is a fat lazy git,, I only weigh 13st,,,, It was a winder Tez, Like a big piece of cheese, That is why it was big enough to fall straight through !

I'll go easy on you brycey

A lad I work with has just gone A over T and I couldn't stop . He only fell down two steps too.

I get u now brycie. U just cant get the staff. Im gonna give plastering a go toneet at my house. Looking forward to it.