You Will Lose

By the year 2025, you will never be more than 6 yards away from an ex-Chelsea manager

Cyclops.......class...pure class

By the year 2025

Cause we will all be able to teleport

Will teleport away from united wums!

There is a club store on the International Space Station

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You really need more strikers

That's why we're going for Falcao in January.

Ruining football you are

Any news on who Rafa's replacement will be? I assume he's been sacked after you dropped 2 points this afternoon.

It's a funny old game. Not a funny post