why do people from edinburgh..............

ye want salt and sauce eh?

Not i dont want your horrible chippy sauce. sod off. gee me vinegar.

What's not to like, eh?

oooch hark at farquar and alasdair, with a D

When I was about 7 years old my old man took me through to Edinburgh to a Hearts vs Celtic game. I had never been there and to travel from Glasgow was a big deal when you're 7 year old.

My old man stopped a guy to ask for directions and the guy replies 'Aye just go doon tae yer left, ken, the first left, ken and yer right there, ken'

I then tugged on my old man's sleeve and asked him 'Daddy, who is this man Ken?'

They do it in Aberdeen too. Ken like?

Furryboots Gus?

That's a really bad habit of invernesians.. I'm a culprit of it, hate doing it too

I never knew they finished a sentence, their eyes usually glaze over half way through.

Cheeky feckers 'by the way'. And which one of you buggers peed on my car last night on the way back to your bus? The dirty git in the Santa Suit own up!

You're lucky it wasn't a shìt I took instead