It's the Sun but I want it to be true

There's still about a million deaths a minute in Mexico though.

But only 999,998 a minute when Hernandez plays

Fair enough.

God it must have been quiet on the Sun's sport desk for Mr G Smart yesterday.

I read something about a town in Mexico where the drug cartels pretty much run the show. Apparently 4.45pm is the time to get into the nearest shelter and prey for your life because if you're out on the street at that time they're up for putting a bullet in anyone they can find. Apparently at 4.45pm it's just 15 minutes from the main news show of the day and if a drug cartel want to get their name out there then if they kill someone at that time they guarantee being headline news.

It's so f ucked up what's going on in Mexico right now, the drug cartels are out of control, hopefully Hernandez is helping in some way.

The Sun

Why do they insist on filling their 'news'paper with such rubbish?

Why did I click on that link and give their website the hit?

I like Mexico, some scary places off the beaten track though, Panama too.

The crime fighting, goal scoring aphrodisiac