Urgent Transfer news just in now......
The tea lady has just left Bham on a 2 year deal to Coventry for an undisclosed fee. (sorry chaps couldn't resist)
No seriously when oh when are we going to sign someone, even a free transfer.... just some glimmer of hope.
Does Yeung not realise that injuries and suspensions occur and we have a wafer thin squad already. It's getting worrying. I'm half hoping that our players won't be snapped up by anyone else as we are not replacing anyone.
I can see this as our line up in December after the injuries/suspensions take effect
Steward
Carr (never gets injured) . Tea lady . Davies. Ticket sales manager
Man at turn styles. Mutch . receptionist . Barry Fry.
Rooney . Head cleaner
Subs
1, Some bloke from the local
2, Jasper Carrot
3, Yeungs solicitor
4 , Mcmanaman (by the way what does he do)
5, an elderly cashier
6 Jerome. I thought long and hard about giving him a start but i had more faith in the head cleaner
7 Me.....by the way im not the best
Can't beat a blues fan with a sense of humour. Well they can't take that away yet......
URGENT TRANSFER NEWS
posted on 25/7/11
No. The tea lady has not been sold. It's just her agent pushing (her trolley) for a move. Obviously he gets a cut (of the prawn sandwich) and a large slice (jam sponge cake) of any sell on fee. As for that line up. Is it a joke. What about the fat hot dog man by the away fans entrance he's quite useful. You left out the programme seller by the Tilton Kop entrance and the bloke selling scarfs and badges. The one who walks off when the police come past. He's trained hard and hasent got a look in. This is no good. Hughtons got to go.
posted on 26/7/11
I thought the Tea Lady was part of our scouting team
Maybe shes been gone for a while, and thats why we have not been linked with any players, because its usually the Tea Lady that lets us know.
I do think we will see some players comming in, once some players go.
I expect us to use a lot of loans, and see what unwanted loan or free agents are up for grabs come the close of the window.
Which can be a worry..
Its all gone a bit queit, we seem to be linked with loan moves for Ranger and Kilgallon who would only cost £1M to buy, so if we have to loan first maybe we got no money.
Then again its a good plan because i dont think either are going to improve over any players we got as cover now. i.e Rooney, King, Davies, Caldwell.
So try before you buy (or waste money) is best option.
I think as soon as we see another 2-3 leave we should see some signings comming in.
I guess the painfull thing is noone knows whats going on, as soon as Panu comes back and makes a solid statement and maybe signs some players it can put our worries to aside, or indeed those of our players.
The KiD
posted on 26/7/11
I heard she went on a Bosman free!
Apparently,Beau Brummie's been tapped up by The Muppet Show...Hold on,don't they already own us?
posted on 26/7/11
posted on 26/7/11
Lets get Barry Austin in!!!!!
posted on 26/7/11
We apparently dont need beau brummie any more as we still have CJ the clown up front for next season
As for the tea lady, you are not far wrong regarding the cut backs at the club.
Finished by xmas IMO, just bringing in as much money into the club as possible.
The board should not be allowed to get away with this, as fans we deserved to be told what is going on.
posted on 26/7/11
Thats a bit harsh on CJ
I think its good that we keep him and get Jerome MK2 on loan from Newcastle.
I dont think Hughton will play Ranger on his own, so he will not be the Lone Ranger only a Loan Ranger
He will still have his trusty side kick in Jerome (Silver!) i can see them working well.
Ranger will say "Hi Ho Jerome"
The Lone Ranger was nothing without the pace of his Horse Silver
And Nile Ranger would be nothing without the help/pace of his sidekick Donkey Jerome
The KiD
posted on 26/7/11
Oh well at least we could be seeing some new faces soon.
Looks like we will be trying to loan Ranger and Kilgallon, which i wonder could that mean exits for Jerome and Ridgewell
The KiD
posted on 26/7/11
He will still have his trusty side kick in Jerome (Silver!) i can see them working well.
'Silver' was The Lone Ranger's horse.His sidekick was called 'Tonto',which appropriately enough means 'Stupid' in Spanish!
posted on 26/7/11
Yes i meant the Horse Sorry
Lone Ranger = Nile Ranger
Silver = Jerome AKA Donkey.
When i first heard we had signed Rooney for the season i had dreams of how great that partnership with Jerome would have been...
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/s/shrek-5415.jpg
Only then found out its was not that Rooney
He would not come to Blues he would prefer WBA as Sandwell is full of old people...
No Joke
I am sure they fillmed Cacoon the Movie in Wednesbury Swimming baths
The KiD