Sturridge

We need a striker and a winger/striker I reckon

Who's this one striker???

Piazon as the false number 9

We'll sell both Torres and Sturridge 1st Jan. Rafa will turn up to training to find no strikers in his squad. 31st of Jan, Ron will reply to Rafa's email sent 4 weeks ago, about no strikers, telling him, its all under control. We'll then bid for Ba, Llorente, Eto'o, Drogba, Falcao, Schurrle & Lewandowski, all in the space of half an hour and fail with all bids and be left with 0 strikers going into February.

Mr C

When in those 4 weeks were we taken over by Levy

Just something I predict our club will do. We're quite funny in the transfer market

More likely we'll wait till the late minute but acquire them all at a collective 1000mil

*last minute

It's seems like chelsea likes doing business with liverpool. Shouldn't we be rivals? I don't see City selling to United or Arsenal selling to Chelsea or Tottenham to Chelsea for that matter.

Rivals Liverpool are rivals with the likes of West Ham, Swansea, Norwich and Fulham. They're as likely to win the title again any time soon as Notts Forest