Revealed – How Car 3 Fluked Win

As a service to the public and for the benefit of newbies to Formula One I have been conducting some serious investigations into the real reason for the German GP race win.

For my research I have relied heavily on the expert F1 knowledge of the members of this forum who are the most knowledgeable in their expertise of F1.

The newbies can be forgiven for believing that the ability of a driver has some element of effect on a car's performance. Not so the experts will point out.

Car 3 fluked the win due to a combination of things totally unrelated to the driver of the car.

Reason 1 = McLaren had exclusive use of the Giant Haldron Collider and were therefore able to exploit a loophole in the FIA technical rules by being the first team in F1 to introduce the concept of aerodynamic upgrades.

Reason 2 = McLaren have invented a new technology known as “engine mapping" which they have exclusive rights to use.

Reason 3 = The race track was designed by Tilke to ensure the low surface temperature necessary for the wheels of car 3 to go faster.

However, after even more serious research and a suitable time delay, I can safely reveal the real reason why car 3 fluke the win. Car 3 was driven by a driver wearing a special set of overalls that had been specially designed to enable the car to go 1 second per lap faster than car 4.

I think that McLaren should explain why car 4 was not fitted with these revolutionary concepts.

Can other members speculate what other devious ideas McLaren will resort to in order to get car 3 to win at Hungary?