Snakes & Ladders I hate this game
You struggle to get up top.
Roll the wrong dice you lose the lot.
Starting over never to get back up top.
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comment by Notlobbing (U1107)
posted on 26/12/12
On a day like today, after that result, even a metaphor about a childhood board game as subtle and relevant as this can't cheer me up.
And I love metaphors.
And board games.
comment by wressleturbine (U2757)
posted on 26/12/12
Forget metaphors, I've spent £36 a head for away tickets to Leeds. Given the spineless shameless inept performance today, going to Leeds is like paying to go to your own firing squad!!!!!!!!
comment by The Ghost of Gerald Cid (U6427)
posted on 27/12/12
We've done the equivalent of going all the way to 97 then rolling a 2 and hitting the massive snake on the second last square.
We're currently on 12, there's no ladders about, and we're currently chucking 1s.
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