O.K, fellow Whites, a light-hearted appraisal of where we are and where we are going.
LETTUCE look at the problems we have.
Not MUSHROOM for movement in the transfer market.
The LEEKS in defence drive me NUTS.
There are many RAISINS for this.
The back four just don't cut the MUSTARD.
Midfield , a bunch of TARTS.
We should RELISH this league, but just seem to BURGER it up.
The CAPERS the wingers get up to, they are paid a MINT, seem unable to PASTA a team mate.
The strikers perhaps should be more SHELLFISH in front of goal.
The SEEDS of this seem to STEM back to not having enough QUAILity in the SQUID.
Give them a ROCKET , maybe given more THYME, DF can improve the STOCK of the club.
When the truth is SPELT out, players worth their SALT should be CAPER ble of putting the ball in the ONION bag.
That SHALLOT!
Master Chef.
posted on 28/12/12
eggs-celent article!
posted on 28/12/12
my god that is good punning. I salute you!
posted on 28/12/12
Jesus, you pate lot of thought in to this! five star anise!
posted on 28/12/12
We've just not got to the SAUCE of the problem yet.
Once we've done that we'll start giving teams a STUFFING and then the premier league BACONs.
(sorry about the last one)
posted on 28/12/12
With the squad we have, we should be TOPPING this league.
Let's hope DOUGHie can sort out some good DELIAs in Jan.
The defence needs BEEFing up (although that will improve when WHEATer's back).
Holden, the CREAM of our midfield, is yet to have a PIZZA the action too.
posted on 28/12/12
5 Michelin stars from me
posted on 29/12/12
Good article but its been like Lambs to the slaughter. I wouldn't mind but the players are minted.
5*