Robin Van Persie

Although unlikely in the situation, what Fergie said was true. A blow to the head like that can seriously damage sensitive neural tissue and it was a stupid thing to do. The respiratory centre is found in the medulla, just where he got kicked. If that failed, he would stop breathing.

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I beg to differ Doc;

The ball made more of a contact with the cerrebellum part of the head. Which we ALL obviously now controls the spinal cord and sensory receptors to provide precise timing for coordinated, smooth movements of the skeletal muscular system.

A football kicked (stupidly) at the cerebellum may cause dizziness, nausea, balance and coordination problems but as yesterdays goal proved, no immediate or long term damage seems to be done.

As me mam always said .. "make sure you get a second opinion"!

*know

The ball made more of a contact with the cerrebellum part of the head. Which we ALL obviously now controls the spinal cord and sensory receptors to provide precise timing for coordinated, smooth movements of the skeletal muscular system.


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Im not a chick, but personally I dont find that as much of a turn on as the other explanation.

What`s a nice girl like you doing in bed with a guy like me????



Dreamin' again....

MGMT,

So let me make sure I am following this correctly, If I want to have intercourse with a girl I just need to hit her really hard in the Medulla??

Free

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No incorrect!

Make sure you ball hits her hard in the cerrebellum.

what do you do if you havent got a ball on you ?

Exactly Lions.. RSC????

You both are bolloxed without a ball!