Now I don't do Twitter.........

....because I don't really understand it, if I'm honest.

However, I've just typed Craig Davies into Google and the auto-complete function suggested "Craig Davies Footballer Twitter".

Which duly set the alarm bells ringing.

Because if that's the most popular search associated with his name, it would suggest that he's another of these modern footballers who thinks the world is really interested in what they've had for their tea and when they last had a poo.

So, in the hope of either dispelling or confirming my fears, I clicked on the link.

And now really wish I hadn't.....

Log on for yourselves and take a look. His opening statement regarding his lack of concern about how he's perceived as a human being speaks volumes.

And the rest of it is a string of observations about soap operas, crap music and quite a few references to drug culture.

This together with the fact that he's had eleven clubs (twelve if we sign him) by the age of twenty six and the fact that his goal-scoring record isn't brilliant is putting me off a bit.

We all suspect that most footballers aren't the brightest but this fella seems determined to tick every stereotype box there is.

I bet he wears those jeans with the big flowers on the bum and flashes his bling down the local Netto when he's buying his pot noodles.

I might be wrong but I'm getting a very bad feeling about this......