Yaya

i noticed it with kolo years ago and thought maybe they were just deformed, then yaya had the same thing.

maybe it is a cultural thing, have a look next time you see them

They are odd shaped ears i must admit.

I was looking at Suarez's ears the other day, they are strange.

Luckily for him the teeth are his standout feature but those ears.

Suarez's teeth would be a good product for Heinz, a new form of can opening

I read yesterday that Yaya is on the mend but Kolo remains hospitalised through 'illness'

I have half of one of my ears missing

Was it bitten off by your secret gay lover?

Bit conspicuous, his secret lover biting off half an ear

Friends rags dobermans give me your ears!

Maestro

Half an ear is the least of your worries regarding missing parts of your anatomy

Boris, I have another ear. Jealousy isn't healthy.