Silver polish hit a all time low.
Derby To Battle For Bass Vase Honours Tonight.
Derby County will be looking retain their title as holders of the Bass Charity Vase this evening.
The old trophy cupboard is bare.no Bass vase,no Brian Clough trophy,why dont you play Burton best of three for the prestigous Bass trophy.
oops better make that best of five.
Still,at least the 'Kenco cup' will be in a more prominent position.
Sale's of .................................
posted on 28/7/11
Cue the European Cup comments and associated tedium.
posted on 28/7/11
No, they aren't the current holders so they won't have a trophy will they?
posted on 28/7/11
I believe a replica was made out of old baked bean tins.
posted on 28/7/11
I'm on a grammar roll today folks, so please excuse me, while I take young U8898 to task. "Sale's of..." means "Sale is of." That is nonsense. If you meant to say "Sales of", as in a number of sales, all well and good, but perhaps spouting the former is your intent.
posted on 28/7/11
Of course, the unknown Article Creator/Cretin (delete as applicable) could also attribute the lull in silver polish sales to the fact that Shottingham Doris have signed Old Man River who won't be sitting in his shed buffing his FA Cup Runner-Up, League Cup Winner and UEFA Cup Runner-Up medals.
Until at least December of course, when he breaks his hip...
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Ray's Sarcastic Tone of Voice (U5340)
beside England, your team is ?
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posted on 29/7/11
Hey grammar king, go easy with that comma gun.