So says Arsenal's diminutive Russian playmaker Andrey Arshavin of his personal net busting target for the new season.
How many goals WILL he score though?
Vote here with stars:
1 for 0 - 5
2 for 6 - 9
3 for 10
4 for 11 - 14
5 for 15 plus
Personally, I think he'll score 23 goals and they'll all be exact replicas of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t7AW9R0xxQ
(Minus the cut back from Nasri... and the hug from Bendtner.)
I can't vote though, so it's up to you guys.
"I would like to score 15 goals in total.”
posted on 28/7/11
"Will he just give up and spend the rest of the season sulking, not putting in any effort after he's scored 15 then?"
I wondered the same thing Henry.
posted on 28/7/11
He looks bang out of shape pre-season.
Like on of those youngish lads in one of them Russian vids with a much older woman, it's not always nice to watch, but you still do.
I've said for a long time that to get the best of Arshavin he needs to be in the gloryhole, thrusting himself in there, just behind a big guy up top, playing that traditional "2nd striker" role as he did to sumptious effect at Zenit! But Arsenal don't play that way.
posted on 28/7/11
He will get some goals, I know it
posted on 28/7/11
he should be scoring in everygame he plays
so i say he should aim for 38 in teh league
and 27 in the CL
and 14 in the FA cup
and twelfty in the league cup
posted on 28/7/11
"Like on of those youngish lads in one of them Russian vids with a much older woman..."
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Link?
I mean source.
Or should that be sauce?
Actually Moist, maybe best not to eh?
posted on 28/7/11
I know you guys are a bit short at the back, but your new signing, pictured here, is kicking the a rse out of it.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3718553/Actor-Verne-Troyer-wears-Arsenal-shirt-at-golf-tournament.html
posted on 28/7/11
18 goals from Arshavin. all comps.
This is an act of faith, primitive magic to make it come true.
posted on 28/7/11
He'll have to get rid of that pot belly first!
posted on 28/7/11
*EXIT POLE*
So far 50% of voters believe that Arsenal's diminutive Russian playmaker Andrey Arshavin will either achieve or better his 15 goal target for next season.
Conclusive proof that Arsenal fans know what they're on about.
posted on 9/5/12
Andrei finishes the season having scored 4 goals in total. 2 for Arsenal and 2 for Zenit St. Petersburg.
So a big well done for both you 1 star voters.
And congratulations to the little guy too...
http://www.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large_610x456_scaled/photos/1198028.jpg
Russian Premier League winner.