The Pumpfest

After months of Celtic running and hiding from the mighty Terrors, finally you've run out of excuses to face us in your own midden. And the irony is that all this delaying has actually gone against you because it's allowed us to get the magician, the Thurso Messi, the only 5* skiller in the SPL, the one and only Gary Mackay-Steven fit and firing again. Oh, and Johnny Russell is in goal scoring form, comfortably the top scoring player in the SPL this year. I bet you feel pretty silly right now.

If only you had the cojones to play us earlier in the season then you might have sneaked a draw. But even with our leaky defence who will undoubtedly give you a couple of goals because that's what we do, we're just going to have to ragdoll you all over the east end of Glasgow. That's just what we do.

I even saw that your goalkeeper, the much feted Fraser Forster has feigned injury to avoid the game. No wonder, the boy built his reputation with his performance against Barcelona (who you only managed to beat once ) but he well knows that when the Terrors come to town that reputation will be in tatters. Smart move by the Englishman.

So what's your score predicitions folks? I'm going 5-2 United. Johnny Russell perfect hattrick again, a Jon Daly bullet header and Gary Mackay-Steven to take on your entire team, do some keepy ups, beat at least 4 of them again then put it through whatever diddy you have in the goals legs.

Mon the Terrors