I've had a right Sol Campbell of a day, woke up feeling like a bag of Sol Campbell, then I took a massive Sol Campbell which blocked the facking Sol Campbell - and when I wiped my Sol Campbell my fingers went through the Sol Campbell paper and got caked in Sol Campbell. Then the son of a Sol Campbell car wouldn't start so I had to get the facking bus - but I trod in pile of Sol Campbell on the way and missed it! So my boss - who's a right piece of Sol Campbell moaned at me, so I said I'm not taking no more your horse Sol Campbell you facking Sol Campbell, and did a massive stinking Sol Campbell in his desk draw and left. I won't ever set foot in that miserable facking Sol Campbell hole again.
posted on 24/1/13
You've had a real Sol Campbell day there mate
posted on 24/1/13
There's always someone worse off than you Ace, just think what a completely Sol Campbell day Hazard's had today
posted on 24/1/13
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posted on 24/1/13
great article
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posted on 24/1/13
Sounds great
Just picture one of my victims face as I shove a mustard coated cactus up his arris as punishment for a missed payment - that's what an 😎Ace😎 day is like (gives me a warm glow just thinking about it).
posted on 24/1/13
I like your way of thinking ace face!
To sol Campbell: "to quit, to lie, to deceive, to be a disloyal treacherous two-faced piece of trash with no honour or dignity who's weak, gullable and flaky when the going gets tough"
posted on 25/1/13
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posted on 25/1/13
I have had a Sol Champbell week so dont know what your moaning about
Great article