Updates.....

on what some of the characters on here are doing today.

2020Vision: Well he's going to the opticians today because he suspects
his vision maybe now 11 1/2 x 9 3/4. Then he's off to see his trick
cyclist 'cos he's not sure of the difference between 'what he knows' and
'what he doesn't know'...see yesterdays article!

Harj: Well he's finally flipped and is now officially 'off his trolley' judging
by his comments last night. He was walking around a supermarket car
park this morning wheeling trolleys around wearing a Torquay United
shirt! He calls the trolleys by name...Benjamin, Dave, Alan, Peter and Derek, females: Carol, Jasmine, Valerie and Sheila...the trolley with
dodgy wheels he calls Ken. He hasn't got a job there,just likes wheeling
the trolleys!

LIW: Well he still doesn't like football and he's going to Hickstead later
to watch the Show Jumping. He likes it when the horse knocks the poles
off and gets 4 faults, even better if it falls over. He's organising a show
jumping event in a brewery soon, so we'll see if he can organise that?!

Doc: Well he's happy enough, he's just posted off another poison pen
letter to Ken Bates....he's off to an effigy burning of Ken Bates tonight,
so he's as happy as Larry!

Walsall: Well he went to a cheese and whine party last night so he's got
a bit of a hangover...but he's assured me he'll be whinging as usual later!

Eric and his Onions: Well he's still on holiday,cycling in the Sahara Desert,
he sent me a postcard: "Glad you're not here, didnt realise it would be so
hot here, cycling up the sand dunes is hard work...met a Sheikh in a disco
at an oasis, wearing a Leeds shirt and he told me he was going to buy
Leeds very soon! Leeds are Great!"

Koppite: Well he's just come out of hospital from his lobotomy which has
completely changed his personality, he's gone all soft hearted and soppy!
Last week he bought a little puppy and called it 'Monty'...then he bought a
little kitten and called it 'Bunty'...he then bought a teddy bear to cuddle up
to in bed, but he's stuck for a name what to call him.......

Jonty: Well he's improving slowly at the TraumaUnit, gradually improving
his speech and getting movement into his arms and legs, which as we
know completely collapsed when he learnt that Bates had acquired
controlling interest in LUFC. His neuro-surgeon, Mr Ben Thwaites, has
assured me he will eventually make a full recovery and on Jonty's behalf
would like to thank all the people who lit candles and sent get well cards
on that fateful day when Bates took official charge at LUFC.

LeedsSouth: Well he's watching cricket in the West, somewhere East of
the moon, back soon!

More updates later....