Could be worse

Forest have now changed their medical procedure for new players.All potential new signings have to accompanied by a golden retriever or similar.
Things seem to from bad to worse at forest, cant believe they appointed Mc cleish.

"So what do you make of this Boyd fellow?"

"Well... He's passed a medical, we've shown him around the place and he likes what he sees."

"Does he indeed? There must be something seriously wrong with his eyesight then."

the irony of all this is Boyd was on loan at forest a season or so ago , and they hardly played him and sent him back.
why would they want him now?
The blind leading the blind!!!

Thorney


Very perculiar situation, I mean, how bad must a players eyesight be to warrant not signing him or how crazy a chairman must you be to use it as an excuse to pull the plug?

I thought that forest were onto a winner with this chairman and told my best mate (a forest fan) that they looked a year behind us even though we'd had investment for 2 years. That was true until they decided to (wrongly imo) sack SO'D. As we all know very well, having ambitions of promotions and sacking a manager halfway through a season totally writes the promotion hopes off.

The Al Hasawis are starting to look a little bit insane...

I heard they sat him down in front of the Championship table and asked him to pick out Forest. The poor lad couldn't see that far down the league!

Thorney Dungelcfcprawn

I heard Florist have gone into the food market.Apparently they have brought out a new gravy cube.Its called."Laughing Stock"

^ ha ha I actually laughed to myself