Arsene's Mental Strength

*It's Saturday and the players are in the dressing room waiting for Arsene to arrive.*

Jack: Yes it's me on the front cover of the new FIFA game. Isn't that nice!

Robin: You are the best Jack.

Jack: I know.

Robin: Can I touch your cheek?

*Robin touches Jack's cheek.*

Robin: So soft.

*Suddenly Arsene bursts into the room.*

Arsene: Hello! Yes hello! Are we ready for the first game infront of the home fans!?

*Everyone cheers.*

Arsene: Brilliant! Right today I want to see what people?

Everyone: MENTAL STRENGTH!!!!

Arsene: Yes mental strength! Mental strength is the key. I believe we have strong mental strength. We are strong mentally. Stronger mentally than last season. Our mental strength has gone up in my view, mental strength mental strength.

Jack: Arsene do I have strong mental strength!?

Arsene: You do my boy! Mental strength!!!

Everyone: MENTAL STRENGTH!!!!

Arsene: OK everyone, huddle together.

*They all huddle in a circle.*

Arsene: MENTAL.........

*Arsene puts out his hand, Robin lays his on top.*

Robin: STRENGTH!!!!!

Arsene: MENTAL........

*Aaron places his hand over Robin's.*

Aaron: STRENGTH!!!!!!

Arsene: MENTAL MENTAL MENTAL.........

*All the players in turn place their hands over each other.*

Everyone: STRENGTH STRENGTH STRENGTH!!!!!!

*The all leaps and punch the air.*

Everyone: MENTAL STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!

Arsene: Fantastic! Today is Boco Juniors! I want to see good mental strength! Are you ready to give it to them!

Everyone: YAAAAAAY! MENTAL STRENGTH!!

Arsene: MENTAL STRENGTH!!!!

*Tears roll down Arsene's cheek and his screams mental strength, he's so happy.*

Arsene: MENNNNNTAAALLLL STTRRRRRENGTH!!!!

*All the players are in tears of joy.*

Arsene: Mental strength brings us together! Tell me Thomas, when one of their players bears down on you, what will you show them!?

Thomas: MENTAL STRENGTH!!

Arsene: YES!!! And Aaron, when you are looking to find a pass to Robin, what will guide to ball to Robin straight and true!?

Aaron: MENTAL STRENGTH!!!

Arsene: OH YES!! MENTAL STRENGTH! THE POWER OF MENTAL STRENGTH HAS NO LIMIT MY CHILDREN!!! AND ROBIN, WHEN YOU SHOOT THE BALL! WHAT WILL GUIDE IT INTO THE NET!?

Robin: My accuracy and power.

*The room goes silent.*

Robin: I JEST!!! MENTAL STRENGTH OF COURSE!!!!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAY!!!

Arsene: YES! MENTAL STRENGTH MENTAL STRENGTH!!!!

*Suddenly Theo puts up his hand.*

Theo: Arsene, I know I'm injured, but can I still play?

Arsene: How's your mental strength?

Theo: Strong.

Arsene: THEN YOU WILL PLAY TODAY MY BOY!!!!!

Theo: YAAY! MENTAL STRENGTH IS SO SO AMAZING! I FEEL SO PURE! OH THE MENTAL STRENGTH!

Arsene: Yes, the mental strength in here is overpowering! I can't breath for it! Oh my! OH MY GOOOOD! MENTAL STRENGTH!!!

*Arsene falls to his knees and weeps.*

Arsene: MENTAL STRENGTH! IT'S BROUGHT US TOGETHER AS ONE! I CAN FEEL THE LOVE! MENTAL STRENGTH!!!

*Arsene shakes his fist at the sky.*

Arsene: BY THE POWER OF MENTAL STRENGTH WE WILL WIN THIS GAME AND EVERY GAME TILL THE END OF TIME!! MENTAL STRENGTH! OH MY GOD THE POWER! IT OOZES FROM MY PORES! I CANNOT SEE FOR THE POWER OF MENTAL STRENGTH HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT!!!!

*The door opens, Samir walks in.*

Samir: Arsene, I wanted to talk to you about my contract. I don't think I will be signin-

*Samir looks on in awe.*

Samir: My God! The mental strength in here is overwhelming! I will sign that contract today Arsene!!!

*Arsene hugs Samir.*

Arsene: Good lad! Can you play today!?

Samir: No, I'm carrying a slight injury.

*Arsene places his hand on Samir's forehead.*

Arsene: BY THE POWER OF MENTAL STRENGTH!! HEAL!!!!

*Samir moves his legs around.*

Samir: I'm healed!!

Arsene: OF COURSE YOU ARE!!! MENTAL STRENGTH MENTAL STRENGTH!!!!!!