HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Just seen it

£80m to be spent on flood defences between Darley Abbey and Raynesway

That IS good news.

Have been in that big London Town all day.

Mcleish walks

What news Iwas? Has Connor Sammon scored?



No, that's just ridiculous. So do tell....what's the news?










Welcome home King Billy!

The news is Tonto, it's now 10 years since you last saw Forest play.

Having slept on it.

Nice blag if you can get it. Davies and his stellar backroom have only worked for 2 out of the last 5 years and get paid a fortune to do so.

David Kelly I wonder what part he plays in the nativity play.? The Ass.?

Rev: "Do you, Fawaz al-Hasawi, take wee Billy Davies to be your lawful manager?"

Fawaz: "Ees eet March yet, effendi?"

Rev: "Not yet"

Fawaz: "click click click click click click click"

Rev: "Pardon?"

Fawaz: "OK, I speak to king. He my fourth wife's eldest uncle's second cousin's gardener's brother's nephew's cousin's camel salesman's friend. Maybe he commute death sentence"

Rev: "No, not THAT type of pardon."

Fawaz: "click click click click click"

Rev: "Well?"

Fawaz: "No, is oasis. Has palm trees."

Rev: "What are you doing?"

Fawaz: "Tweeting - is employing Billee"

Rev: "I'll take that as a 'yes' then. Billy, do you take Fawaz al-Hasawi as your chairman?"

BD: "Coods ye please translate 'at intae sassenach, reverend?"

Rev: "Wee Billy, dae ye want fer tae wark fur thes foreign shifty chap?"

BD: "Och aye, but only until th' cheque clears, an' Ah dornt wark frae monanday tae wadensday, Ah want alternate weeks aff an' when th' summer comes aam aff."

Rev: "I now pronounce you mug and Jock"

ooe:

"Mug and Jock"



Good name for a pub. I can imagine the sign!

I try, Vidal. I try.