CRICKET JOKES THREAD

India:

The standard of batting in the Indian side was very low. Even at the net practice, they couldn't hit a thing. Finally, the captain rushed forward and grabbed the bat.

'Now bowl me some fast ones!' he yelled. Six fast balls came down in quick succession and the captain missed them all. Not to be put off he glared at the team and shouted,

'Now that's what you're all doing. Get in there and hit them!'

jimmy andersen bowled a 90mph straight delivery to sachin tendulkar..that would send the middle stump flying..
but,
tendulkar turned away from the ball..and surprisingly,,defying the odds,,incredible happened....the ball stopped and dropped infront of tendulkar.....
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guess what happened???
the god farted..

What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?

She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".

so it proved to the world,,that tendulkar aka god of cricket doesnt need a bat,,but a fa.t is enough to defend the english bowling....

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Best 1.2billion jokes..........

1.2billion indians!!!!!! Not one decent fast bowler in years......

these bowlers has enough of what is needed to tame this current complacent english batting line up

What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?

She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".

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Best joke of the day/week/month.

Not the joke itself, but the young poster who has quite obviously never seen a woman naked.

Oh yes, the internet doesnt count

What is the difference between the England Cricket Team and my girlfriend?

She actually puts up a decent fight before "going down".
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Literally one of the most cringeworthy comments i've ever read. Obviously its not true and your a virgin whos never touched a real women. But why would you think its funny that you girlfriend 'puts up a fight' it makes you sound a bit like a rapist.

who likes cricket?
noone