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Is Stephen Ward 'THE ANTI CHRIST'???

OK...Lets look at the evidence for this supposition.
he's brought in from a small footballing club in Ireland as a striker.the then manager accommodates him in the time by moving him to the left wing and then finally at left back,using the excuse we are short there,rather than acknowledging the elephant in the room and purchasing a decent player to fill this spot,the manager buys substandard players for the left back birth so he can continue to play ward there as he's the best of a bad lot(the last statement is open to debate and is at best contentious!!).
after draining Merlin of his magical powers over the years,he has no use for this dried out husk of a man,and in true succubus form he has the owner under his demonic glamor and puts MM to the sword,and suggests that McCarthy's own minion take his place.
after overseeing the abject humiliation of Terry Connor he then is also deemed unfit for purpose and is also done away with(at this point this has been done to keep Connor inline and remind him not to reveal Ward's secret...lest the versatile Irish clogger extends his dark powers towards Connor's nearest and dearest.....(what i have done to you can quite easily be done to your loved ones.......ritual humiliation played out weekly in the local rag).
stale arrives,watches DVD'S,can see the problems in the defense asks for money to sort out the problem,his fate........'GONE IN JUST A FEW MONTHS!!!!!!'
....once more Satan's offspring survives to occupy the left back position for another day.
in comes Deano,knows he has problems in the defense so tries to offload 'the demon that hides in plain sight' to Nottingham Forrest....the result,after not securing Wards services after the most satisfying win in his short nott's career against his old club with noses blue,the manager mysteriously falls on his own sword and quits the club......
Ward has become so powerful at this point that his satanic mastery of the dark arts is now extending to other football clubs with such ease that he can now dispatch managers at will....EVEN IF HE ISN'T PLAYING FOR THEM!!!!!!!

then yesterday Deano comes out and says he knows what the problems are with defending and he needs new players to sort things out.......ward just smiles in his sanctum of pure vile evilness...as another manager will soon be added to his tally!!!!

DEANO YOU ARE,I'M AFRAID A DEAD MAN WALKING!!!

(what can i tell you...its been a slow morning and I've had a bit of time on my hands,not knowing any of the above for fact.........OR DO I???????....mwah...ha....ha....hah!!!!!!)

posted on 11/2/13

I'd stick to Dungeons & Dragons if I were you Geoffrey,incidentally,where's Zippy and Bungle these days?

posted on 11/2/13

ahh blueinbarca,your education does you credit sir....
why reach for the stars when you can roll around in the $h!t over in small heath.......
but thanks for your valiant effort at humor,now move along I'm sure there will be a visitor along soon that you can throw your own excrement at!!!

posted on 11/2/13

WARD NEEDS TO LEAVE. HE IS A LIABILITY AND WE SHOULD HAVE SHIPPED HIM OUT IN JANUARY AND PLAYED ANYONE ELSE AT LEFT BACK! EVEN THE CROCKED ELOKOBI WHO IS JUST AS BAD BUT AT LEAST HE DEFENDS

posted on 11/2/13

Ward has now caused the first Pope in 600 years to resign.

posted on 11/2/13

I heard he put the horse meat in Findus Lasagnes too.

posted on 11/2/13

"I heard he put the horse meat in Findus Lasagnes too"

Nay?

posted on 11/2/13

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posted on 11/2/13

I have it on good authority that Mick will not be appointed as the catholic church is trying to avoid going down

posted on 11/2/13

"the catholic church is trying to avoid going down".........the relief this will bring to choir boys around the world will be immense!!!



as I'm sure,like them, no one likes to see there team/religion plying there trade in a lower division!

posted on 11/2/13

What amazes me is that he made a lasagne with 100% horsemeat. No pasta, cheese, tomatoes etc.

Can only be some sort of witchcraft or devils play?

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